Marketing Haikus
Just a list of haikus, mostly written when I was working dying of boredom in marketing. Making fun as a tool to push through.
2016
PH sends crazy traffic
A scream splits the office
Forgot the sign-up form on my website
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Outbound marketing is dead
They love data now
Who wants my huge billboard
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Growth hacker they say
Hottest job right now
Crunch data in excel
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PR agency nowadays
Is 2.0
Starts its tweets with a handle
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Beta launch due
Bug riddled
Push to prod anyway
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SEO course today
Teacher says
Meta keywords rock
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Tweet about growth hacking
So many retweets
IFTT bots only
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